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you can't arrest me i'm a rockstar.
Age 36 From Belton, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
My names Mike. I'm 21. I play bass but I'm not in a band. I have quite a few piercings and tattoo's. I think i'm done as far as piercings go but I'm still working on getting more tats. I have my own since of style and I love it. I'm open for pretty much everything and will try anything at lest once.

I have a dark sense of humor so a lot of my jokes can be pretty offensive. I also like corny stupid jokes. I just love to laugh simply put. I love stand-up comedy and even thought of going on stage. Sadly though there is no comedy clubs in this area. Something I've learned from my 21 years of suffering through life is that we need to laugh. Most importantly we need to laugh at ourselves.

I'm a social butterfly I guess you could say. I'm always trying to meet new people and I'm not afraid to walk up to a total stranger to start up a conversation. I try to be the life of the party anywhere I go. I think I might be hyper active which is why I can't just sit still and chill.
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Taurus

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
6' 2 (1.88 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Other, Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Other
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Contruction / Craftsman
My Job Title Is  
Was doing maintance for mobile homes.
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Parent(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Gotta be creative. Dinner and a movie? It's been done to death. Try going to a thrift store, split a 20, give an hour, and see who walks out with the weirdest thing.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
there's so much out there that I haven't done. Suggest it and chances are I'm game.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Drama, Animation, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Satire
My Idea Of Fun Is  
What ever comes to mind at the time. I've been known to be very impulsive at times. I love to meet new people so going out to parties or concerts can always lead to a fun time.
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