Zeva

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This is not long enough yet. Words sentences words words wordy wordy word word l. Lame lame I am going to consider deleting this app. Okay so my catchy headline is I am an old school surfer punk I'm 49 I don't have any kids I'm a biker I was raised by my parents who were married forever My grandparents were married for over 60 years my grandmother just died at the age of 97 my great grandmother's lived to be 104 I do not want to live that long personally. I have realized that I don't like being alone I thought I wanted to be alone but then I realized I don't so I'm looking for someone who doesn't make me want to cave they're skull in, you know, within the first 5 minutes of meeting them or hearing their voice. Holy crap I cannot believe this it is still an invalid length it is not long enough yet it said a catchy headline think short and sweet yeah that's a bunch of garbage anyway so I'm looking for someone who is well they can be my age but you know if I if if your throat were to be slit I don't want dust to come out okay you know don't be so set in your ways that you're just a curmudgeon. Spontaneity is is key, humor is critical looks are helpful. I don't think I'm hard to look at. I intimidate a lot of people I have an eight inch tall Mohawk I don't always wear it up. I can weld. I can work on my car but I'd rather have you do it. I would rather cook and make things cute and pretty and do some sort of artsy crap or read a book or make a fire or go fishing. I can do things for myself but I like to be a little spoiled. I don't mind getting dirty though. I don't mind rolling up my sleeves and pitching in and helping but and I also like flowers. My favorite flower is a peony. I do not play head games. I don't sugarcoat shit. If I need for you to get away from me for 5 minutes or 4 hours I'm going to let you know and if I need to be a little bit extra sweet I'll let you know that too. if I would like some flowers I'll tell you. So you know all the what have you it's not like I'm going to always be telling you what to do or what it is that I want but there's just not going to be any any games I'm not going to get bent out of shape because you didn't bring me flowers. how the hell were you supposed to know that I want flowers if you didn't know. it makes no sense and just so you know the kind that you find on the side of the road are just as good as the damn $80 dozen Guatemalan roses I don't I don't have to have that shit. I do my own nails because I would rather buy Chrome or ammunition or something fun. In 1999 I was living in Maine and I rode my 37 knucklehead from Portland Maine to Sturgis South Dakota. yeah that is a hardtail for those of you that don't know and if I am more of a badass than you, you need not apply. Because I just don't see it working out. I need I would like a nice guy but I need a guy who's tough enough to fucking make sure the psychopaths stay away from us, but not too much of an asshole to where I cry everyday.
if I fux with you I fux with you. I'm loyal. and honest. I always do what I say I'm going to do and you don't have to worry what the fck I'm doing because I'm doing exactly what I said I was doing and I don't worry about you you know if I got to not trust you and worry what is the point I don't want to live like that I'm not going to live like that I want to have laughs and fun and chase and memories that's what I want.

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